cute, aren't them?

 Who allowed the horses to enter into our game?

 This is for chibi-kun!

 Too much sleep is a threat to your face!

 do you like it, MB?

 This is for my So sweet she-knows-her-name:D

 Ciucalato, treci incoa'!

 Unde's multi puterea creste!

 -Are we friends?
-Forever and ever!

 Love is soo cute!

 ''I am more than cute!''

 It looks like you, MB!

 Just for chibi-kun and MB.

Soţul şi soţia stau în restaurant la masă. La un moment dat, de bărbat se apropie o femeie şi îl sărută strâns pe buze. Soţia ăstuia, şocată, întreabă: - Cine-i asta???? La care soţul: - Lasă-mă în pace femeie! N-am timp de tine! Acum stau şi mă gândesc cum să îi explic EI cine eşti TU!

 Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia "petit dejuner"-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada) cand un
francez, mestecandu-si nelipsita sa guma, se aseaza langa el. Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda
acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:
- Voi painea o mancati toata?
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:
- Evident.
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:
- Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.
Romanul pastreaza tacerea.
Francezul insista:
- Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?"
Romanul:
- Evident.
Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:
- Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.
Atunci, romanul intreaba:
- Voi francezii faceti sex?
- Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.
- Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite?" continua sa intrebe romanul.
- Le aruncam, bine-nteles.
- Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.

 Stiu 8 lucruri despre tine :1. Citesti acest mesa j 2. tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu ... 3. Nu ai citit toti "tu" pentru ca te-ai plictisit. 4. Nu ti-ai dat seama ca este si un "ta". 5. Acum il cauti. 6. Iti pica fata ca vezi ca nu este nici un "ta". 7. Incepi sa razi. 8. Iti place asta.

I know 8 things about you: 1. You are reading this mesage; 2. you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,  you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,  you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,  you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,  you, you, you... 3. You haven't red all the ''you'' 's because you felt bored of it... 4. You haven't noticed that there is a ''yo'' out there! 5. You are now looking for it... 7. You're completly amazed when yourealize that there is no ''yo'' 's... 8. You liked this:)

Them are ours!

English jokes, for everyone! Hope you enjoy it!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well, 

	Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
	Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
	Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
	Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
	Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.  

“Watson, you idiot!” he says.  “Someone has stolen our tent!” 

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. 

The Russians used a pencil.

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” 

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”  

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. 

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

And this is the best of the best!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. 

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.